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Wii Fit made me a nympho

Sometimes newspapers and online news sites will crowbar any old story in if it means a reference to a popular trend or product. With gadgets and video game it’s no different, and with the Wii currently the sort of technology that mums might be aware of, it’s the sort of story that’s very now.

Take a look at this bad boy from the Daily Star for instance, in which a woman developing a extreme sexual appetite as a result of falling over while playing Wii Fit has turned into ‘Nintendo Wii made me nympho’. The same woman could have done the same thing (develop persistent sexual arousal system from a damaged nerve) from falling out of the bath, but no, it was the Wii wot done it, not clumsiness.

‘It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body,’ said ‘Randy’ Amanda Flowers, who now needs '10 sex session a day'. ‘Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm. With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I'll find a superstud who can satisfy me.’ We can but hope.

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