We've heard of Donkey Kong

Rockstar, you really need to sort Red Dead Redemption’s in-game glitches out. Last Monday we showed you the flying human beings being shot down to the elegant soundtrack of ‘I Believe I Can Fly’ by R Kelly, but today we bring you an even creepier development from the state of New Austin – Donkey woman.

Now, we’re aware that some country folk have a secret desire for liaisons with members of the animal kingdom, but really, this Donkey Woman thing is deeply disturbing. She makes noises like a donkey, does that funny thing with her feet like a donkey, and even has a donkey face pushing out of her head – but she has a woman’s body! Seriously, we can’t go strolling round the West at night and find scary stuff like this, it’s not good for our constitution.

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