Wired, not unreasonably, calls Duke Nukem Forever 'the once and future King of All Vaporware.' Vaporware, for those not nerdy enough to know, refers to amazing tech products - from phones to PCs to games - which promise the world but never actually get released. Duke Nukem Forever, the latest in the long-running series about a shade-wearing Arnie-clone soldier fighting various unpleasant monsters with massive guns, has won a reputation as the ultimate example of vaporware after being in development since 1997. (That's a longer wait than for the Stone Roses' second album.)

Well, it's almost ready! DN4EVA (as probably only we are calling it) will be out on May 6th. And there's a trailer, and it's very long, and a bit dirty, and well worth a watch.