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Porn to premiere 3-D home entertainment

You’ve got to love the Japanese, haven’t you? There’s literally nothing culturally interesting that they can’t improve by adding huge quantities of smut in, usually involving tentacles, or very young looking women, or both.

Take 3-D telly for instance. In The Land of the Rising Sun porn will be taking the first step into the world of three-dimensional home media, with two of the the country’s top porn stars Mika Kayama and Yuma Asami starring in the first ever 3D home release. No that’s not a euphemism, by the way, and yes, you most likely will have to wear those stupid glasses while doing the business – as if it all wasn’t comical enough as it is.

Sony and Panasonic are apparently the likely beneficiaries of any suck-sess (sorry) that the mucky flicks may or may not have, as they are the ones pioneering the 3D tellies. ‘Adult videos will likely be an incentive for consumers to buy a 3-D TV,’ said content analyst Yuji Fujimori to Businessweek. ‘It's worth paying attention to the move because it's lack of content that's hindering expansion.’

I want to try it out,’ said Satoshi Miyazaki, 33, who pays about 2,000 yen a month (around £15) to watch adult cable channels. ‘I need something dramatic to justify replacing my TV. This could be the motivation.’ Wouldn’t a girlfriend be cheaper?

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