Really stuck (and we mean, really, completely, terminally, stuck) for present ideas this Christmas? Here’s a suggestion for the geek in your life – you know, the one who can’t bear to be parted from his technology for a single second: the iCarta iPod toilet roll holder.

Simply pop your ‘pod into this little beauty, pump up the volume and, well, do what you have to do. You don’t even need to worry about aim – this baby comes complete with moisture resistant speakers. Gimmicky? You bet, but we’re sure iCarta will be flush with success with this little number. What happened to reading a newspaper while you ruminate, we wonder?

(Image: from AnyJazz65's flickr stream)