Jessica Biel has a virus

Now we all know that the internet has a lot of temptations for a young man with a bit of an imagination. Beyond the obvious plethora of pornography that is ready for anyone with a mouse and the horn to access, there are also a wealth of celeb sites for you to perv over.

Well watch out with all that gazing, because you could end up contracting a virus. Not on your genitals, you beast; on your computer. Online security firm McAfee have claimed that Googling for Jessica Biel gives you a one in five chance of infecting your computer. So watch out.

‘Cybercriminals are star watchers, too,’ they claim. ‘They latch onto popular celebrities to encourage the download of malicious software in disguise.’ So son't use you mum's computer, all right?

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