You like your Wii, right? Of course you do. It’s fun, you get to jump around a bit like a fool and watch your hot housemate (who you secretly long for) jiggling around pleasantly. What’s not to like? Well, if you’re a gamer, you shouldn’t like it, because according to some bloke we’ve never heard of, it’s not a real games machine, but a virus.
‘Wii, to me, I would describe it as a virus, that doesn't stick,’ said ex-boss of DICE Fredrik Liliegrin, who now a company called Antic Entertainment. ‘Everyone comes home, it's a toy, people have got to realise the Wii is a toy, not an entertainment-focused product.
‘People come home, someone, they play Wii for a bit, feel it's really cool, blah blah blah, they go out and buy one. Ask people how often they play the Wii, that are not the core game consumer that buys one because they have an Xbox 360 and a Wii or a PlayStation 3 and a Wii.
‘The people that only own the Wii, ask that consumer how often they use their machine. They just don't use it, it was cool, but they're not gamers, so they put it away.
‘Other than the Wii Fit phenomenon that helped a lot of people get a nice cutie voice telling that they're fat and need to go work out, they need to find other alternatives. Nintendo is smart in that way in that they realize this is not a video game machine, this is not a games game machine.’ So there.