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Humping dog USB gizmo

In a galaxy of useless tat available to buy this Christmas, surely a Hall-of-Fame contender must be this humping dog USB thingummy. Available from Tokyo for the first time, these things are useless, literally.

The dogs do nothing but hump your computer, very slowly draining its battery until your PC finally gets bored, pushes the dog off and cries into its pillow wondering where the love has gone.

If you see someone with one of these vaguely amusing gizmos plugged into their computer, one word of advice: don’t shake his hand. Know what we mean?

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