If you've got an Android phone, you're probably used to people asking you 'is that a new iPhone?'. You're probably used to the disappointed look on their faces when you tell them, 'no, this is an Android phone. That's an operating system designed by Google. You can run more than one program at once on it.'
You shouldn't have to suffer these fools! As the possessor of an Android phone you are, of course, at the cutting edge of open-source software development. You must find some way to decorate your Android handset to better identify it as a geek's must-have computer, not a fashion accessory for tech-illiterate buffoons.
How about an animated wallpaper that makes the phone look like its own motherboard? Yeah, that'd do it.