The report also warns that modern teenagers have lost their attention span. That was ATTENTION SPAN in case you missed it the first time. Reading is at risk -please finish the article- and so are the precious brain pods of our young folk.
The report reveals that teenage goldfish read more books than all of humankind in 2007. Well it doesn't really say that. But it does state that teenagers prefer surfing the modern interweb to reading books, flicking from site to site with the agility and speed of giant fleas on uppers.
Power browsing has become the reading style of choice, so if we haven't lost you yet... PORN, FOOTBALL, BEER... ah, you're back. Where were we again? Oh yeah! So get the hell off your computer and go for a walk after reading at least one chapter of a book, without pictures.
Sorry, but Playboy doesn't count, even if it has 'serious' articles. I'll look after the Interwebnet until you get back, ok?