Do you have a crippling addiction to Angry Birds? The chances are you probably do: after all, there’s barely anyone in the developed world who doesn’t spend hour upon hour trying to beat those evil pigs, right? Someone needs to raid the Rovio offices, because those guys are selling a magnificent gaming drug.
Anyway, should you wish to have yourself cured of your illness, why not take Mike Tyson’s one-step programme? As he makes it clear, it’s not all that hard to drag yourself away: you just need a former heavy champion of the world to slap your iPad out of your hand, and threaten you with a slap round the chops. Take a look - easy peasy.